Friday, February 12, 2010

Are you tired of the really false stories and dirty political disinformation?

Lets have fun





Let's make up some new REALLY OBVIOUSLY false ones. ';Why has Obama not admitted he is really one of the mole people?';, ';Why Has McCain not denied he is a love child?'; Isn't Bill Clinton -Monica's father?





If you got the best style--you got the best answer and 10 points


enjoyAre you tired of the really false stories and dirty political disinformation?
my lady that's the pure definition of politics!Are you tired of the really false stories and dirty political disinformation?
how about this one:





mccain, hillary and obama are all chosen by an elite and increasingly aristocratic class of people in the USA because of their blind obiedience to them and their innane ability to control people with BS and obvious lies and no matter who wins, the american people are screwed....wait, thats the truth.
Barak Obama and Hillary just found out that Monica Lewinsky is their long lost daughter.....
Clinton praises Bush on the good job he is doing
I am tired of them, if I wanted to watch soap operas I would quit my job and stay home
What I am tired of is when something is obvious, like a picture of an actual event or name, that it is taboo to mention them. Talk about disinformation.
disinformation in politix!?!?!?


whoda thunk?
Didn't you know that Obama is the love child of Jesse Jackson and Billary? - Okay I played your game.
obama being one of the mole people has been proven. the rest are just silly.
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama caught in love tryst with John McCain.

Why do people make up false stories in there questions????

This is an example of one, I read on his responses to answeres that he said he learned to read after 10 months in jail. This is an adult not a child. I've seen others doing the same thing. What is wrong with people???








';I was molested by Barry Chuckle at butlins. Should I tell my parents?


Last year at butlins barry chuckles was at a live entertament thing being fuuny. afterwared I went up for a antografe alone and he touched me where my uncle used to toushe me. should I tell my parents or try and forget about it? please help.';Why do people make up false stories in there questions????
Unfortunately, some people have a need for attention. They are not in touch with reality, therefore ';false stories'; (lying) is their reality. These people are often considered habitual liars and this need for attention is not limited to the Internet.





On the other hand, this could be taken as a big joke and is done simply to ignite controversy and entertainment, therefore, should be taken as such.Why do people make up false stories in there questions????
Kids with too much time on their hands. Parents need to give em more chores to do.





Now about the time I was abducted by gay aliens.......
to make them self look good and make there life look interesting i do it some times then i realize it is just not right so any way BYE***
It is due to a personality defect.
its about being boring and wanting attention
Because they are losers.
Coz they are really sad!
I READ THAT ONE TOO. i also thought it was little off. these people are creepy and doesn't deserve access to the internet.
because they hav nothing bettr 2 do with there lives

And who is more unjust than he who forges a lie against Islam or fabricates false stories about Muhammad?

Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. And those who are with him are hard against the disbelievers but tender among themselves. Thou seest them bowing and prostrating themselves in Prayer, seeking Allah's grace and pleasure. Their marks are upon their faces, being the traces of prostrations. This is their description in the Torah. And their description in the Gospel is like unto a seed-produce that sends forth its sprout, then makes it strong; it then becomes stout, and stands firm on its stem, delighting the sowers - That He may cause the disbelievers to boil with rage at the sight of them. Allah has promised, unto those of them, who believe and do good works, forgiveness and a great reward


And, surely, among them is a party who twist their tongues while reciting the Book that you may think it to be part of the Book, while it is not part of the Book. And they say, 'It is from Allah;' while it is not from Allah; and they utter a lie against Allah while they know





Holy QuranAnd who is more unjust than he who forges a lie against Islam or fabricates false stories about Muhammad?
Muhammad sucks!! LIEK ZOMG LOLZ!!!





Move on. This is Yahoo! Answers, not Yahoo! Preachers.


RTFM and STFU.And who is more unjust than he who forges a lie against Islam or fabricates false stories about Muhammad?
Why would anyone make up falsehoods about Islam? The truth is worse than anything I could make up.

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for you
huh?
Do you worship God or Muhammad? Seems to me you're not sure! Muhammad is just a man, therefore he was imperfect. Why can't you accept that! Why can he not be criticized?
Huh ?


Are there any predictions of Muhammad outside the Qur'an? Have any of the previous Jewish and Christian Scriptures spoken about His coming? Some Muslims believe that in the Injil (John 16:7) there is reference to the prophecy mentioned in Sura 7:157 and again in Sura 61:6.





The commentary of Hamza, Vol. 1, pg.330 says: ';We cannot give to this verse (Surah 7:157) all the commentary which it merits in light of the Old and New Testaments...John 16:7. All the misunderstanding which separates Jews, Christians and Muslims comes from the manner in which one pronounces or writes parakletos, which the translators of the gospel have rendered as 'counsellor.' Must we read it parakletos or periklytos?';





Muslims, aware that the original New Testament was written in Greek, choose the latter spelling, periklytos, which translates as 'glorious', over parakletos which means 'counsellor', or 'lawyer'. On the strength of the Qur'anic text (Sura 61:6) Muslims then claim that John 14:16 and 16:7 are predictions of the coming of Muhammad, and that the word periklytos (glorious), refers to Ahmad, a form of the name Muhammed, both meaning ';the Praised one


What some Muslims have tried to do with this word is replace the vowels as they see fit (replacing the a-a-e-o in parakletos with e-i-y-o in periklytos). In Hebrew and in Arabic, where the vowels are not included in the words, there is room for debate as to which vowels the author intended. However this is not so in Greek, as all vowels are clearly written in all Greek texts.





If in any doubt as to how this word is written, it is simple to review any of the existing manuscripts (MSS). They are open for anyone to examine (including two of the oldest, the Codex Siniaticus and the Codex Alexandrinus, both in the British Museum, in London). There are more than 70 Greek manuscripts of the New Testament dating from before the time of Muhammad. Not one of them uses the word periklytos! All use the word parakletos. In fact, the word periklytos does not even appear in the Bible!





At the heart of this argument, for a Muslim, is the desire to find any external prediction for the coming of Muhammad in both the Taurat and the Injil (as referred to in Sura 7:157). Without it, the only criteria for Muhammad's authority is the Qur'an; while the only authority for the Qur'an is Muhammad. This is circular reasoning, which is not a valid scholarly argument. Since the evidence for any prediction by Jesus concerning Muhammad does not exist in the Injil, this creates a problem for Muslims who must produce external criteria for the authenticity of their prophet.











. John 14:16 says: ';And I will ask the Father, and he will give you another Counsellor (parakletos) to be with you forever.'; Most Muslims quote only this verse, as well as John 16:7, and then shut the Bible. What they fail to realise is that, as is the case in most pieces of literature, it is dangerous to read any verse or phrase outside its context. If the reader were to continue reading beyond chapter 14:16 and chapter 16:7, he would find that Jesus predicts in specific detail the arrival and identity of the parakletos.





According to the context of John chapters 14 and 16 Jesus said that the parakletos is not a human being:





14:16-- ';to be with you forever'; (A human being doesn't live forever.)


14:17-- ';the spirit of truth'; (A human being is distinct from spirit.)


14:17-- ';The world ... neither sees him'; (A human being is visible.)


14:17-- ';nor knows him'; (A human being would be known by others.)


14:17-- ';he ... will be in you'; (A human being cannot be within others.)








Jesus said the parakletos' specific mission was to point to him:





14:26--';whom the Father will send in my [Jesus'] name';


14:26--';will remind you of everything I [Jesus] have said to you';


16:08--';He will convict the world of guilt in regard to sin';


16:14--';He will bring glory to me [Jesus]';








Jesus said that the parakletos is a spirit:





14:17--';the Spirit of Truth';


14:26--';the Counsellor [parakletos], the Holy Spirit';


It is obvious that this counsellor of whom Jesus speaks is indeed the Holy Spirit, who came in power 10 days after Jesus left, on the day of Pentecost (translated as the 50th day), and 570 years before the birth of Muhammad.





Sura 7:157 and 61:6 speak of a prophet, Ahmad (Muhammad), who was revealed beforehand in the Taurat and the Injil (Gospel). It is imperative, therefore, that these passages be found. Without them, Muhammad has no outside evidence to prove his prophethood, and the authority for the beliefs of over one billion Muslims hangs on the single testimony of one finite man. However, there are no passages in the Injil which speak of this coming prophet. Muslims believe that these passages in John are the ones which refer to Ahmad. Yet, are they? Can this promised one, this counsellor, be a human being or a prophet; or is he a spirit, specifically, the Biblical Holy Spirit?





As you read these verses and consider what has been said, you too, must come to a conclusion. Based on the evidence before you, you must decide who, indeed, is the person spoken of in the Injil: John 14:16 and John 16:7.





Now, whose missquoting who ?
All liars are unjust
Don't preach to us, go preach to the jihads that are killing people in the name of Mohammed. No one is fabricating stories about Mohammed The thing is that you guys are ignorant and reciting a book that you people don't have no understanding of. Yes it does mention to destroy the infidels, or else where do those jihads get the notion of killing people in the name of Allah. It is you people misunderstanding of it that is causing those insurgents to keep acting that way, but if you people did look in the same page that the terrorists are looking maybe they would stop being so ignorant, stop trying to convert me, I rather die for what I believe in, just like they are dying for believing that Mohammed the pervet was the son of God. You people don't respect God if you believe that such a killer could be his son. Now get lost.
Beheadings, disembowelments, stonings, yeah, count me out bub, mo and allah can bone camels in heII.
You are more unjust for spreading this tripe on this forum.
You've been fooled as well! Go read Quran properly. I dare you! That book has hate written all over it!
Jesus Christ is Truth - without Jesus you are lost. Also there is only one God - Jehovah God - no other. This may cause you distress - but it is the truth. I pray you find the Truth - Jesus Christ - before it is too late.
Peace be upon him.
Who is more unjust than those who suicide bomb innocent women, children and Elders in the name of religion? None. Which religion keeps their people in bondage? Islam. Which religion promotes violence? Islam. Which religions prophet molested camels ? Islam
That is circuitous thinking...while reciting the book that you may think is the book, but is not part...what a useless waste of typing. I think you should realize by now that those who are looking to convert to your religion are welcome to it, I do not fault them using freewill to choose their own faith. But I find it utterly ignorant to call yourself peaceloving and pacifistic when you are so agressively insulting to Christianity. How bout you pray yourway and I will pray in my own way and we simply agree to not discuss whose faith is greater? That sounds like 3 year olds, ';My brother can beat yours up.'; I mean really, let's work toward generating tolerance instead of perpetrating hatred.
Well that is the myth.


But please do realize that it's only mythology, not reality.


Try and tell the difference between reality and fantasy ok?
Where is Mohammad's face?
Sorry if I don't get where you're going with this one..care to reiterate?
I am unjust according to you, which means nothing to me. I am a Christian and saved by Jesus Christ. That is God's word which means everything to me. And this is not a lie, Muhammed was nothing more than an evil man. He is dead and Jesus is alive.
Who is it that has to forge a lie against Islam or fabricate false stories about Muhammad? Allah misleadeth whom he will....(14:4) and Allah is the best of schemers....(3:5). Just let the Koran speak for them.
The one more unjust than mohammed is the one who follows him. He liked intercourse with children. Do you also follow his lifestyle?

Why does the bible contain false stories like noahs ark and Adam and Eve?

they are fables, stories, myths, etc etc. They are meant to teach a good lesson but not to be taken literally.Why does the bible contain false stories like noahs ark and Adam and Eve?
They are just stories. They aren't meant to be taken literally. They have a moral to them, much like fairy tales.Why does the bible contain false stories like noahs ark and Adam and Eve?
Why are you accusing God of lying to Moses?
What makes them false stories, other than what you hear from others and believe in and the limitations of your own mind.





I mean why does Science perpitrate false stories





Like six different flavors of one dimensonal string theory that can never be proven tangably because you can see a one dimensional object, but they say EVERYTHING is strings.





Why do you believe their fairy tales over our fairy tales.





What make's theirs better.





The fact you can't make any sense of their postulates without a fluid undestanding of Caculus.





I mean I've been studying relativity for 25 years now and I can only see bits and Pieces but Einstein saw this whole universal harmony and put it into print.





I can't decipher what his mind sees.





Others can see it, and they postulate things like the Big Bang (that was a CAtholic Priest by the way who came up with that one).
For pretty much the same reason as Aesop's Fables. They're NOT intended to be ';real-life'; adventures. They're intended to teach a lesson about life in an entertaining and easily remembered fashion.





In this instance, the lesson is: There is only one true God, NOT a whole lot of gods. The entire thrust of Genesis is to make this one single point.
huh?!?!
Why do you assume they are false? The flood story is hard to believe because we have never experienced a worldwide flood. Do you suppose that if you went to a very remote tribe in, say, Papua New Guinea, and informed them that there are buildings taller then the tallest trees, they would believe you? Just because something is beyond your comprehension doesn't make it untrue.
How do you know they are false?





Were you there?





Pastor Art
So that if the stories ever happen, or are proven correct, God can say ';I told you so.';
OK I can't prove Adem and Eve. but were have you been for the last 5 years. Noah's ark exists and is petrified on the side of mt Ararat. There are pictures of the scientists that found it next to the huge boat and even parts of the boat are in a museum here in the US.





Try Googleing it or going to the creation evidence museum in Texas.
There not false stories!!! They are true!!! No ONE could make up ALL of that as a story. So it has to be real! People in the Bible wrote it. How do they tell?? God speaks to their hearts!!!!!! I believe that THE BIBLE IS TRUE!!!!!!!! :)
Whoa...you've made an assumption. How do you know they are false? I don't think any of us were there.
Say it with me - logical fallacy.
False ? no they are not false at all. They are the spoken word of God...God is truth.....God is not a man that he should lie...
cause Christians are right no matter what because they have a made up character named god on their side so they don't need to worry about a single thing because they're going to heaven. And people like me who are atheist are going to a scary place called helll.....******* Christians!!!!
Good question. If you find out let me know!

THE EDEN STORY IS A RIDDLE A FIVE YEAR OLD COULD CRACK.true or false?

So why can no one answer the riddle with the correct answer?THE EDEN STORY IS A RIDDLE A FIVE YEAR OLD COULD CRACK.true or false?
Jesus Christ spoke of Adam and Eve and the garden; He believed it.


Perhaps you think He was brainwashed by His Father, perhaps you don't think it matters what Christ spoke of.


I'm sure you'll let me know..THE EDEN STORY IS A RIDDLE A FIVE YEAR OLD COULD CRACK.true or false?
no. the eden story is metaphorical in nature and if you've read it as i've read it philosophically you can see many errors that befall not only the eden story but some parts of the old testament as well. i'm not to preach and all and i'm not blaspheming and somesort because i am a christian myself. i ask all of you not to ask questions the mysteries of the bible because it is as i've said metaphorical in nature and a deeper wisdom on philosophy is needed to understand its meanings. elaborating them here is not he proper context mainly because debating this would cost a very long discussion and all which is very tiring.... %26gt;_%26lt;, so one with less understanding and wisdom can only learn from its literal meaning and not from what is intended. y'know the works. that's why the bible should've been printed in english, one might doubt its context if not understood completely.. that is all.. hope it helps (^_^).v,,








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a clue to your understanding that it is metaphorical is in the passege somehere when cain left the and joined another tribe. now that is cryptic to some but as ive said some understanding and wisdom is much needed.
It's not a riddle. It's simple plagarism from the myths of the Anannaki on the Sumerian tablets with a few changes to perpetuate the writers own stupidty (sucg as ';Eve'; was a male in the original tale and the ';snake'; was an Anannaki trying to help the humans).
I was not under the impression that it was a riddle, if anything it is just an allegory for the path of human migration. Contrary to what the religious mind thinks the atheist mind knows. Science has told us that yes we did come from a very small hyper dense populus. That the first glimpse of man came from Africa and spread to the world. So similar, but still not a riddle.
Okay let's try this...Adam and Eve where told not to eat the fruit but to procreate if I recall correctly. Now they couldn't procreate without eating the fruit. And yet if they ate the fruit they would suffer. So tell me where this makes any sense at all...
It's a riddle, indeed. a Qabalistic riddle.
False, %26amp; I have answered this question many times, so go back into my answers %26amp; you will see that I can answer this question.
what is there to ask? what is there to answer? god made man, man went his own way by eating forbidden fruit, man had to work for life and sin was passed upon all humans........so what else do u need to know?
False my little brother is as dumb as a box of rocks !


he could never answer a riddle.



What the hell are you talking about? I'm 27 and I can't even ';crack'; your question.
You need to tell us what riddle you are talking about before anyone can answer you.
well tell me the riddle then??



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  • True or false stories for english class .?

    for my english class , the teacher asked us to do a true or false story . we have to make 2 stories that happened to us ; one being true %26amp; one being false . both of the stories have to be believable %26amp; can have a little twist to it so it can throw people off . does anyone have any fake stories they can share , that's believable ? please %26amp; thank you !True or false stories for english class .?
    haha yes i have a fake story, pretend this happened to you





    im not sure if you want it to be interesting or boring





    Once in year 3 I got dressed for school but I forgot to put some my underwear on but I didn鈥檛 realized it so I hoped in the car and went to school. When I got to school I played soccer with my friends but when the ball came to me I put my leg up and everybody saw I was not wearing any underwear so since my friend live near by we went out off school and went into her house and she let me borrow her underwear





    true story-





    when i was younger, i was sitting across the table from my sister, who was fiddling about on the computer. I recieved a message on my phone at that point from a random number, the message said


    ';im watching you. From Sam Boding'; i was like, who the hell is sam boding? i sent back a smart assed reply like ';sure sure. Keep watching. see if i care.';





    a few minutes later i recieved a detailed reply of what i was wearing. I looked around in sudden panic at the windows and doors but couldnt see this mysterious ''sam boding'' anywhere.


    I started to cry, and then my phone went off again and another freaky message came through ';why are you crying?'; i walked over and showed my sister, who seemed pretty freaked out by the situation too, as we were home alone. I crawled under the table and curled up in a ball. I recieved one more blank message after that. then another saying ';let me in'; that was enough and i was going to call my parents. I jumped out from under the table just intime to see my sister minimize something on the computer. It was a free text message website called www.blueskyfrog.com and she had tricked me! I was so mad that she had done that, and i still want to get her back!





    true-





    when i was younger it was my swimming carnival and i wore a one piece big swim suit and went to the toilet, i couldnt be bothered to take it off, so i pulled my bum out the hole in the back of my costume and peed. I flushed and left, and walked back down to the pool followed by snickers and mutterings. I teacher caught my wrist and told my that i had forgotten to pull my pants up at the back and my *** was hanging out





    lol lol good luck and hope i helped xo!True or false stories for english class .?
    hahaha kill smile is good you should really pick her stories xD saddly my life is boring and i have none...


    well maybe the time where i saw a freaky hobo starring at me through my window (i have a hall where nobody can enter but this guy did) and yes i was pretty freaked out since he was eyed my tv and me at the same time :O i was alone at home and 14- so there i was paralized with fear and then i thought of something since my home alarm was on stay i opned the back door and the alarm starts going off so i go back to my room and hes gone and im pretty satisfied with myself so i leave the alarm going in case he decides to come again (the police are supposed to be there in like 5 minutes everytime it goes off) and so i wait for the police but nothing...until i realize mu mother had not paid the alrm and they would never come....scared the guy off but i didnt get to report him---im still pretty scared

    Some peopl make made worst and false stories?

    some peopl make made worst and false stories about a boy without any facts and proofs,how to deal with them,heSome peopl make made worst and false stories?
    People will slander another if they don't understand that person, or if they're treatened, or jealous of that person. I know it's terrible, and hurts. But I'm sure you have some friends who know you for you. Chin up, and best of luck!Some peopl make made worst and false stories?
    The best thing to do IGNORE THEM. People always talk.
    It doesn't matter what people say about you. It is what YOU know to be true. Good luck!