I need an idea for a false news story that would make a funny April Fool's Joke?

Nothing bad like someone dying or anything. Something that would just be funny and harmless. Thanks!I need an idea for a false news story that would make a funny April Fool's Joke?
theres a huge storm in africa that is supposed 2 be coming ur way...worst storm in 50 years...ad more details of course but ppl. always fall for things with the weather this time of yr...if u don't use that i don't know anything else u could use...so yeah...w/e...i'm not sure if that's harmless though...it seems harmless to me...I need an idea for a false news story that would make a funny April Fool's Joke?
Police are searching for a Local Pastor who is wanted for unpaid parking tickets. Then go on and tell the story about how he is on the run and may be considered armed and dangerous because he has been known to pray down God's wrath on the hapless.
';Muslims Gather Enmasse at Mecca to Beg Forgiveness From Allah for 50 Years of Mass Murder, Terrorism and Oppression of Millions';





Hah! Never happen!
come out of the closet, but thats my idea, ok?
How about a pastor who turns out to be a meth addict that has sex with male prostitutes, and then is cured of his homosexuality after three weeks of therapy?
How about this: ';American youth are well-informed and articulate!';
the second coming of Jesus has been verified and the Christ is turning all non- Believers into frogs so run for your life whether you've been good or bad for goodness sake take cover . if you have a bomb shelter get in it and tune into the civil defense channel on your radio for updates . April fooling!
I'd get a fake winning lottery ticket instead
Jesus is back and man is he pissed! Details at 11.
';proof that christianity exists as the true religion';
George W Bush admits that he lied about our reasons for going to Iraq.